[opening theme music]
Will somebody please cue that boy?
♪ Samurai Pizza Cats Ooh yeah ♪
♪ Who do you call When you want some pepperoni ♪
♪ Samurai Pizza Cats ♪
♪ Right on They're stepping out crime ♪
♪ And you know That ain't baloney ♪
♪ There's Speedy Cerviche He's the leader of the bunch ♪
♪ That's right A heck of a fighter ♪
♪ Makes a heck of a lunch ♪
♪ And little Polly Ester Who's never afraid ♪
That's me ♪ Of going into battle ♪
♪ When the bad guys invade ♪
♪ Here's Guido Anchovis a wild romantic rover ♪
♪ This cat gets down down With a love hangover ♪
♪ Here come the Pizza Cats They're so bad ♪
♪ They've got more fur Than any turtle ever had ♪
♪ They're stronger Than old cheese ♪
♪ Stronger than old cheese ♪
♪ Stronger than dirt Stronger than dirt ♪
♪ Step on their tail Get off my tail ♪
♪ And you're gonna get hurt Don't hurt me ♪
♪ Samurai Pizza Cats ♪
♪ They're fighting crime All over town ♪
♪ Four, three, two, one The Pizza Cats are on the run ♪
♪ The Big Cheese is the villain Who's lower than low ♪
♪ It's a rotten shame He lives in Little Tokyo ♪
♪ We've got a nasty Bad Bird And some nasty Ninja Crows ♪
♪ And as soon as someone Finds the script ♪
♪ We might begin the show ♪
♪ Sit back and rest your feet And turn the sound up high ♪
♪ And if you want The full effect ♪
♪ Go eat a pizza pie ♪
♪ Samurai Pizza Cats ♪
[narrator] As today's story begins, the Samurai Pizza Cats
have just received some surprising news.
[Pizza Cats] What!
-To New York? -Oh boy! I can hardly wait.
-Wow, New York city! -Hmm-mm.
[narrator] Yes, Polly, Guido and Speedy will soon be
on their way to the big Apple to meet their
East Coast counterparts, The New York city Pizza Cats,
to discuss the latest most up to date crime
stopping techniques.
Gosh! New York! You guys are lucky.
New York! I've always dreamt of going there
and being swept off my feet by some handsome stranger
at the top of the Empire State building.
Just one stranger! Hey, I want a bunch.
New York's got some of the most beautiful girls in the world.
[Guido] They'll fall all over a hero like me.
Hey, there's plenty of pretty girls in Little Tokyo.
That's no reason to go all the way to New York.
But Speedy, it's one of the greatest cities
in the world. Aren't you excited about going?
If you ask me, it's a waste of time.
I'd rather take a few days off at home relaxing in my Jacuzzi.
Hmm.
But then again on the other hand...
I suppose traveling abroad would be broadening. [laughs]
Not to mention that it's a direct order.
-Oh. [sighs] -What's wrong Speedy?
New York's a great town. Why don't you want to go?
Yeah, what's the matter? You love to travel.
Hmm. I'd rather not say if you don't mind.
So, it's a secret?
Oh, you got a date set up with Lucile, is that it?
[grunts] No! That's not it.
It's just something personal, OK.
I'm sorry Speedy, but if you've got a problem,
I've got to know what it is.
Look, I really don't want to talk about it.
-It's kind of embarrassing. -Tell me, that's an order.
Come on now, son. You can tell us.
[Al] We're your friends.
Alright then. It's simply because--
Simply because of what?
All the women there are taller than me.
-Dates will be hard to come by. -[all gasp]
[Speedy] Just kidding. [thumping] No, no. [shouts]
Oh, that's smart.
[Francine] All the way to New York. I'll have to use
the extension Gizmo for this launch.
[theme music]
Alright guys, next stop The Statue of Liberty.
Attention please! Hold on to your hat,
work your pizza's, venture brat. The countdown has already begun
So, find your earplugs, at least use one.
And once are guys are on the way,
the pizza special for today is lemon rink with French fillet.
We hope you have a real nice day.
Here goes.
[theme music]
[narrator] And they're up!
Due to Francine's navigation and the nations
geographical location in relation to the destination,
the rule to the formations aviational airagranation,
leads to declarations of aspirations.
After their missions cancellation, have a sensational
vacation in Hawaii!
Hey, I like that. But first New York.
[narrator] Among those you fled the fast lane for a fun fling
are two familiar faces.
I wonder what the Pizza Cats are doing here.
Quickly dear, the magic chant,
♪ Pizza Cats go away Come again some other day ♪
Pizza can eat now dear, they're gone.
Good!
[narrator] Finally after enough flying, time for every person
in Pennsylvania to qualify for a pilots license.
The unmistakable skyline of New York appears
on the horizon.
[Polly] Look, there's the statue of liberty.
I didn't know she had whiskers.
Did Francine happen to mention where we're going to land?
-Hmm. -[all shout]
[Speedy wailing]
She said next stop Statue of Liberty.
[laughs] A big hello to all my fans in the US of A.
Funny, I don't see anybody chilling out here.
That's because they don't know I'm here, yet.
Uh-oh, what a joy to be finally in New York city!
[Big Cheese] ♪ New York New York what a wonderful town ♪
Yes, wonderful if you like unbreathable air
and undrinkable water. Would you mind telling me
what the heck we're doing here?
[chuckles] For an excellent reason. We're here to discuss
a global strategy for overthrowing society
and taking over.
A meeting uh, who's going to be there?
[laughs] Everybody.
Every single one of the Cheese family's greatest masterminds
of various criminal activity from around the world.
Pretty exciting stuff on chair.
Oh absolutely! I'm just quivering with anticipation.
-[grunts] -You can't fool me.
I know why you're here. To take a vacation
and see the sites like every tourist in New York.
[Jerry] This family reunion is just an excuse
for goofing around. You're wasting time kiddo.
You better wise up before it's too late.
You got to stop taking this crime business
more seriously like the rest of the gang.
-[all] Cheese! -Hold it.
[camera shutter snaps] [gasps]
Now, what was that you were saying?
When do we meet the family?
[Guido] I thought the New York Pizza Cats were supposed
to meet us here.
They probably got caught in cross town traffic.
[Pizza Cat] Actually, we've been here for quite a while
but we didn't want to intrude.
[all] Oh! [exciting music]
-Oh! -[Pizza Cat] May I?
-Oh my! -Oh yeah, just as I though.
Such soft skin, such a lovely face,
such iridescent eyes... oh yeah!
You're the one I've been dreaming about.
Oh!
I never really believed that I'd ever find you.
But the cosmic forces of fate have brought you to me.
We haven't been formally introduced.
Cosmopolis is my name. Cosmo for short, my sweet.
I never knew what happiness was till I met you.
[quivers]
-Can you believe this guy? -I admit he's got style.
I can't tell you how glad I'm that you've come to New York.
I'm sure we'll get to be close friends, very close.
-Golly. -[both grunt]
[girl] Hello there.
My name is DeeDee. A pleasure to make
your acquaintance I'm sure.
Hi! Glad to meet you!
Well, I heard The Samurai Pizza Cats
are good looking but you too are really cute.
Well, boy!
Yeah exactly what I was thinking.
One little wink and you're hooked.
Ooh! You're so big and strong. You're my kind of guy.
Yuck!
What if you don't like that, how about this?
[hitting and screaming]
Ah! Seems the producers forgot to introduce my character.
Allow me to take this opportunity.
Well as I was saying... darn hold on a minute.
Hey guys, I'm trying to talk here.
[loud explosion]
So, as I was saying I'm The Sundance Kid.
And I wonder, is everyone in Little Tokyo weird
or just these guys.
Yeah fellow, just what do you mean by that?
That happens to be my home town you're talking about.
Doesn't compare to New York city.
For instance, everything is taller here even superheroes.
No yeah, who says you're any taller than I am.
Ye of little faith.
Three feet, eight and a half inches.
Go on friend, read it and weep.
As you can see, I'm 3 foot 9, shorty.
[sobs]
See, I'm taller you know.
[bullying]
I'm going crazy, I'm losing and make him stop, will you!
[Speedy] Thank you.
[narrator] Meanwhile at Gorgonzola International
headquarters, the reunion of the Cheese family
is in full swing.
[background chatter]
Come on in and meet everyone.
[quivering]
- ♪ Ooh la la ♪ -[Cheese] My cousin Bray,
Sheik feder lady Stildon, her daughters Blue and Apple.
Hey, there's my nephew Jack. He had to come
all the way from Monterrey.
Wait a minute. I thought you said
this was going to be a meeting of criminal masterminds.
-Yes, my relatives. -The theory of relativity.
How wonderful to see you again Cow Mozzarella.
It's been a long time.
Glad you can make in uncle Jarlsberg,
you too Sir Camembert.
A fine reunion
-Indeed it is. -Absolutely marvelous.
[background chatter]
Can we go home now?
[casual music]
[narrator] Meanwhile, a sleek and powerful automobile
races across the urban landscape of Manhattan island.
As the New York Pizza Cats transport their guests
from across the land to their secret headquarters.
Which is also one of New York's most successful Pizza palace.
As they make their way toward their destination,
the three visitors are treated to the wonderful sites
that can only be seen in a metropolis as magnificent
as the Big Apple.
New York's got a lot of tall buildings,
what's so impressive about that?
[Sundance] Your problem is your jealous of anything
taller than you are, shorty. [giggles softly]
[narrator] Naturally, Sundance just had to rub it in.
[grunts]
-Shorty, over here. -[grunts]
-Why you! -[girl] Hi Sundance.
Huh! Isn't that Lucile?
Hey you guys, what's good news?
It looks like her.
[Sundance] Hi baby, how you doing?
Hey you guys, I want you to meet my girlfriend, Lucinda.
A pleasure I'm sure.
-Nice to meet you, too. -Yeah, real nice!
-[chuckles] -Huh!
Hit the dirt.
Oh well! [firing and shouting]
[firing continues] I thought automatic weapons
were outlawed in New York.
[narrator] Shortly thereafter, they visit one of the cities
most famous landmarks, The Zimbabwe Embassy.
Gee, I can't wait to meet the ambassador.
Yeah, I'll bet.
[narrator] As they meet the ambassador, The Big Cheese
is having a cheery chat with Sir Chester Cheddar.
Are the Pizza Cats here in New York is troublesome
-as they are in Little Tokyo? -Indeed, quite so.
And truly vexing problem I'm afraid.
And why not let me take care of that for you, uncle.
I've brought a regiment of ninja crows with me
and I'd be happy to lend them to you.
Yeah, my goodness nephew! Sounds like a splendid idea.
My geisha robots are here too.
The janitor was supposed to bring us the key.
I just found out that he's got the night off.
[Sundance] Well, there it is. The Headquarters
-of the New York Pizza Cats. -Yeah.
[grunts]
You got here just in time. There's a robot wreaking havoc
near Central Park. You got to get there right away.
[exciting music] You got it, Abigail.
You'll have to excuse us, we got work to do.
But if you watch us real carefully and take some notes,
you might just learn something, bye!
[Abigail] The Pizza Cats are on their way to Central Park
to save the day. So, grab your hats
and venture brats. Here go the Pizza Cats.
[theme music]
-What are we waiting for? -Yeah, let's follow them.
Those guys think they can teach us how to fight,
we'll show them.
[narrator] As our heroes respond to the emergency,
The New York counterparts are about to encounter
The Big Cheese's latest diabolical invention.
[man] Holly molly! What the heck is that?
Sorry, I can't stop the
Ta-da!
Good work robot. Keep it up and you'll get more oil.
Now destroy everything inside.
[narrator] What's this? Is Bad Bird having
second thoughts?
Oh I love this job! I just love it!
♪ Shake it, break it Destroy it all ♪
[Big Cheese laughs]
[man] Hey, Bad Boy, Bad Boy!
Yo, Bad Boy!
[gasps] Oh no!
Now who's the winter of discontent me,
oops sorry, wrong show. Cosmo saver master.
My name is DeeDee. I know you want to be punished
and my kitty whip will do it you bad boy.
I'm Sundance, the sharp shooter.
The New York Pizza Cats.
Darn, I'll have to cancel my reservation.
[narrator] Cosmo is master of the super saver.
Right!
[fast paced music]
[Ninja Crows groan]
[narrator] And DeeDee's attemptness with her kitty whip
is pure poetry.
[laughs]
No more, please lady!
[grunts]
[narrator] Oh-oh! Looks like The Sundance Kid
might be in trouble. He's the fastest drawer
in the east and one of the best sharpshooters in the world.
But can he handle seven Ninja Crows at the same time?
Yup, Sundance turn them all with his seven shooter.
Hmm.
[fast paced music continues]
Now.
[Ninja Crow shouts]
You've all fought so valiantly on forced to give up.
Surrender robot.
[thrilling music]
[Cosmo] Hey, what's going on here?
My apologies.
[Sundance] Apologies! What're you talking about?
[robot] If I've offended you, please forgive me.
Well, uh, okay.
Thank you ever so much.
[loud explosion]
[laughs]
I see the robot prostration trick works just as well here
in New York as it does at home.
[Bad Bird] But I don't want to seem unfriendly.
Robot, go kill them all.
[Speedy] Wow, Bad Bird!
What! Who is that?
It sounds like.
[Bad Bird] No, no! Looks like,
Want to bet?
You're supposed to be in Little Tokyo.
What're you doing here?
I could ask you the same question.
What's it to you? [grunts]
[Sundance] Hey, we don't need your help.
[Speedy] We rescued you.
[Sundance] We were doing just fine.
-What! -[Sundance] Listen, if we wanted
your help, we would have asked for it.
[Speedy] It's about time somebody taught you
-some manners. -[Sundance] Oh yeah, shorty.
[Polly] Cool Speedy, Sundance is a Pizza cat too,
even if he's obnoxious.
They've given such a good performance,
I think they deserve some applause.
[exciting music]
[Pizza Cats] Uh-oh!
-That robot's got them. -We got to get him out of there.
[laughs] They deserve a real big hand.
[robot] Boss, it's such a homely idea.
[Pizza Cats groaning]
[robot] Catch you later.
This happened because we were fighting, it's all our fault.
You're right. We should be fighting the bad guy
-not each other. -Yeah.
Don't let those two escape. Get them, robot.
[fast music]
The only way we'll beat this guy is the chaotic robot.
Central Park will have more room to maneuver.
Don't let them get away!
Let's use a two-sided attack. You take the left flank
-and I'll take the right. -You bet!
Huh! They're hiding in those trees.
But how can there be a forest in the middle of the city?
It's not a forest, it's Central Park.
[laughs]
-[Speedy grunts] -Huh!
[Sundance] Alright, I admit it. You were terrific Speedy.
[Speedy] Ditto Sundance we're both.
Pizza Cats!
[narrator] Hold on folks. It looks like Speedy's preparing
to end this battle with his special finishing touch.
Samurai Cats!
[loud explosion]
[screaming]
-Yeah! -Yeah! [chuckles]
I guess the rest of the Cheese family
doesn't blow up like he does.
[gasps]
[all groaning]
[shouts]
[loud rumbling]
Surely I hope we see each other again someday.
Someday.
[narrator] Yes, someday The Samurai Pizza Cats
may once again meet their new found friends
from New York and someday rose may fly.
And The Statue of Liberty may grow a beard.
Until then folks, bye, bye!
[orchestral music] [narrator] Ladies and gentlemen,
The Samurai Pizza Cat fan club oath.
The Pizza Cats are Samurai, and I'd like to note:
Their antics take your breath away.
[Big Cheese] Like fur balls in your throat.
We kittens are a special breed! We never call retreat!
Whenever Big Cheese knocks us down,
we land upon our feet.
[narrator] So hail to thee, O Pizza Cat!
Please ring your little bell!
Although you may be pen and ink, we know you'll fight like:
Pizza Cats!
♪ Samurai Pizza Cats ♪
♪ We hope you liked the show It's the best that we could do ♪
♪ Samurai Pizza Cats ♪
♪ If you could do better, then We'd leave it up to you ♪
♪ Just a reminder You might like to know ♪
♪ The cats will be back For another big show ♪
♪ Hahaha, Oh gosh ♪
♪ Samurai Pizza Cats ♪
♪ They're fighting crime Oh yes ♪
♪ All over town ♪
♪ Two, four, six, eight Why do we exaggerate ♪
♪ Samurai Pizza Cats ♪
♪ Read all the credits ♪
♪ So you'll know Who did the work ♪
♪ Samurai Pizza Cats ♪